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still on at yours sunday? what time should i come, and what do i bring

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Okay. So. First of all, it's 114. Not 115.

So technically, we won one. Let's start there.

We are top of the league. Top of the league, and guilty of 114 charges. That is the most City sentence ever written.

They're saying they might strip the titles. Strip them from who? I watched them. They're in my head. You can't relegate a memory. Anyway, the lawyers are on it. We've got more lawyers than centre-backs at this point. Mascara says we keep our heads down. Which, to be fair, is also the legal advice.

Sunday. Yes, still at mine. Kick-off is half four, so come at four. Bring the soya. The proper one, not the petrol station one.

And if Holland scores at Anfield, celebrate quietly. My neighbour is a Liverpool fan, and he has been unbearable all week. Okay, bye.

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